Sunday, 28 September 2025
Bishkek
Bishkek is the capital of Kyrgyzstan. It sits at the top close to the border with Kazakhstan.
I land in the early hours of the morning and lay my head in a room of black sparkly curtains, glossy glass chandeliers and beds that are close friends with a plank of wood.
When my eyes finally open I go for a wander under grey skies past grey buildings. There’s a lot of cement in Bishkek. There are a lot of buildings that were built by the Soviets who only left in 1992. The story is that the soviet building might be ugly but it is solid and can stand up to most things including earthquakes, but, oh lord, they’re depressing. An endless medley of brutalism in concrete.
90% of Kyrgyzstan is Muslim. But it’s loose Muslim, if that makes any sense. There are no burkas. No veils. There are many girls with headscarves and some that are closer to hijabs. And most of the older ladies were scarves which cover their hair in what seems like practical move. But there are more of the young who just wear their hair swinging around their heads, gloriously long and dark. School has started and everyone is in white and black. Walking home with bags of books in gangs. There are cell phones I am sure, but they are in pockets rather than glued to hands.
The traffic is fairly chaotic. Almost all of the cars are old. All of them are filthy, covered in dust. There is no organized parking so people just stop at an angle, don’t even check to see if they are obstructing anything and move on. There are small markets for staples and everyone seems to be carrying bread.
I learn that bread comes before most everything here. It is ALWAYS on the table. If it is offered you cannot refuse. You should not lay the sculptured side of the bread face down. So many possible insults before even taking a bite.
The currency is som. Which translates into big numbers.
When you pull out a 500 som note for a large bag of shopping, you shake yourself down when you discover it is just over 10 dollars.
I brought a shelf of snacks from Trader Joe’s with me. Following a travel article I had read that said “ snacks’ were a pro tip. Do you know how heavy bags of almonds and trail mix are? I think that may not have been the smartest move.
There have been 5 presidents since the soviets left. The only one who went willingly was a woman. There are a couple who have sought asylum in Belarus and Moscow.
They have bumpy pavements and then a whole avenue of flower beds. There are roads that turn abruptly into building sites and there are large empty squares where the concrete buildings have now been faced with marble.
There is a national guard who stand outside the National Museum like mannequins. And do a Monty Python dance every hour in their petrol blue uniforms as they swap positions.
Lenin was in the centre of Victory Square, but now he has been moved to behind the Library.
There is a new statue now. Of Manas who is the hero of an ancient poem that tells the story of the people. And there is a flagpole flying the national red and yellow flag, which was changed by one of the now deposed presidents, because the spokes around the wheel were curved and he felt that changing them to points made it more manly.
There is a mall and an outdoor market.
The mall is full of silly stuff and Nathan’s hotdogs.
The market is full of saddles and shoes and then the inside halls have every thing you would to make out of milk. Every type of rice and spice. And vegetables piled high alongside cheese balls so tart they sucks the saliva from your mouth.
There was an opera house, but nothing was playing for a couple of weeks. There is an Art Museum but it closed a few months ago. There is a circus, but it is shut.
Bit it is the city that the young people want. With the university and the coffee shops and their friends and the music and the possibility of a foreign future.
But there is much more country in this country than city…
Airport Lounges
Airport lounges....A new thing for me really. I got a membership for a card that gets you into some of those lounges that aren’t attached to an airline.
In Dubai on a layover. 7 hours down. Another 4 to go. Will be Landing in Bishkek at 4.40 am.
So I am in an Airport Lounge after a trying time at the ticket counter where a snotty guy told me a didn’t have a ticket for the second flight.
“ My bag is on it.” I said.
“ No it isn’t Madam. Not if you don’t have a ticket.”
“ But I have a ticket.”
“ No madam, all you have is a ticket for a baggage claim.”
“ What do you suggest I do?” I asked.
“ Who did you buy the ticket from?” he asked, as if I had got it free with a carton of orange juice.
“ A travel agent.” I replied.
He shrugged, as if that explained all and everything.
I walked away to call my very efficient travel agent in London. I needed the code. My man was still sitting there with shiny hair and his pressed uniform.
“ How do I call outside the country? “ I asked.
He told me and then as an afterthought asked to see my boarding pass from the first flight.
As I was looking for it an Indian man came up beside me yelling something about “ wanting his name and making a complaint.”
The snotty guy then says, “ Don’t approach the lady. Why would you approach the lady?” Indian man is still yelling and I think the snotty man says something like “ she is better than you, she is a different level.” Indian man stomps off.
Snotty man then becomes very helpful. To me.
Angry Indian returns with a wife and son and member of the Emirates staff. They are all pointing at me and saying “ she is no better than him.”
Snotty man ignores the Indian man and his family and the manager slides inbetween us to smooth it out.
Snotty man then becomes obsequious towards me and claims to have saved the day because he was able to print me a boarding pass.
He hands it over with a toothy smile.
I say thank you rather unwillingly, and tell him, “ I am not on another level.” I don’t even really know what that means, but I know it’s wrong. He flicks his hand in the direction of the disappearing Indian family as if they could be removed like a fly on a hot day.
“ You remind me of Uriah Heep.” I told him. He had no idea what I was talking about and I wasn’t sure why I chose that character. But it seemed appropriate.
So I come to the Marhaba lounge and wash my face and have two bowls of carrot soup and a lot of water. And watch people eat plates and plates of square bits of cake. Cake is obviously big here.
The temperature outside tonight is 33c/92f.
So cake, heat and insulting behaviour. Dubai was never on my bucket list. It hasn’t moved one inch closer.
I was sort of happy to get on the plane to Bishkek. On an airline called Fly Dubai.
Or Fly Away from Dubai. Or Fly Away from Uriah.
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